thirtyseven's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Doodlepad Dodge]

simple

and still fun

TDxiii responds:

thanks :D

[customize a gun part1.5]

cool

never seen a build your own gun flash b4. it had lots of parts and infinite combinations, just a shame u couldnt press a button to fix it all in place and then use it for something.

the NG preloader is on NG somewhere, think its in the "submit" section, and really simple to put in ur flash.

and one last thing, please dont say "vote 5", as its not going to affect anyones vote. except possibly get make people annoyed and start the flash with the pre-concept that it doesnt deserve a 5.

but hopefully CAG2 will be out soon. maybe have a selection of buttons that play gunfire noises.

SilencioHotz responds:

thanks for the great review i will surelly add most of ur suggestions but sonce its school soon it mite take a bit longger

[Sperm Maze]

almost there...

it wouldve been a lot better if there was a slight transition between rooms so u can see where uve just come from. just flashing into the next room i forgot where id been and was probably swimming in circles like homer simpson's sperm.

also, occsasionally some of the arrows didnt work. coupla down arrow early on i think.

[Fine Tutorial]

ok

it had everything there to make it a sound tutorial, but the grammar was atrocious and really made it awkward to read at times. just sort that out and everything will be gravy.

yes, gravy.

[The Emo Kid Game 2]

naff

that was a pretty bad game. the choice of content had absolutely nothing to do with the object of the game.
it may aswell have been "click the different parts of a brick before the chocolate bars run down to zero". im going to give you a 1 tho for hating emo kids.

ShqweezPerduptins responds:

how is this hating emo kids

[Oddworld Maze 2]

please...

never say vote 5

alio-big-mac responds:

...ill say what i like.

[Baby Destruction]

great game

please tell me those werent real recorded sounds of babies being punched.

[BBQ Hero]

good idea...

but i think the game would be better as just a bbq the meat game, and not smacking the fat kid game (im not fat).

perhaps have a big ass bbq with loadsa meat being chucked on it, and having to toss the meat over at the right time and then cook that side for the same time to serve it.

[Ragdoll Avalanche II]

cool

that type of body damage should be transferred to other games (where you can see parts of your body come off and therefore becomes a health level indicator too)

[Gun simulator V.1.0]

not very good

for starters, "simulations" are supposed to simulate things, and therefore be realistic, where as you had realistic pictures and everything else was a bit silly. (why could the guns only spin?)

and secondly, you could only shoot the lower of the 2 guys running on the intro. what was all that about?

the whole thing just seemed a little pointless.